Archie comics risky new concept

Archie Comic Publications, a purveyor of the greatest Go-Along-To-Get-Along milieu in American comics, is said to release their 600th issue "Archie Marries Veronica: The Proposal" with an entirely blunder concept that could mess up the company. The story won't be a regular story of Archie Andrews and his pals live out their days on the little town of Riverdale. It would take place five years from now, in which Archie marries Veronica Lodge and spurns the good-natured, down-to-earth Betty Cooper.

Veronica and Archie are better off dating in high school than spending the rest of their lives together. Veronica would be much better off going to college and marrying an attorney or investment-banker in training, while Archie would be lucky to find a woman who will be content with what will likely be a hodgepodge of mid-tier salaried jobs and a couple of vacations in Florida.

A big factor why "Archie" has lasted on the industry, mainly because there are a lot of parents that encourage their kids to buy Archie books. It's just because they do know what they are getting from "Archie". All funny tales about teens and their crazy mishaps. Just innocent hijinks, practical jokes and pranks ideas. Marriage means having to get a job and worry about money not a fun thing for a reader who can barely figure out where his allowance is coming from.

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Top 10 'Simpsons' Prank Calls

It's a running gag. Bart calls Moe's and asks for a phony name. Moe falls for it. The bar patrons laugh. Moe gets mad and makes vicious threats at whoever is making the calls. Sitcom humor at its finest. Pranks and practical jokes are just part of Bart's personality which is why we adore him.



1. "Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody! I.P. Freely!"
(Fox)
"Listen to me, you lousy bum, when I get ahold of you, you're dead. I swear, I'm gonna slice your heart in half!"

2. "Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!"
(Fox)
"Listen, you little scum-sucking pus bucket, when I get my hands on you, I 'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!

3. "Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?"
(Fox)
"Listen to me, you little puke, one of these days I'm gonna catch you and I'm going to carve my name in your back with an icepick!"

4. "Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem?"
(Fox)
"Listen, you, when I get ahold of you, I'm gonna use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!"

5. "Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?"
(Fox)
"You little SOB! When I find out who you are, I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt."

6. "Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!"
(Fox)
"Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get ahold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!"

7. "Jacques Strap! Hey, guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!"
(Fox)
"It's you, isn't it, you cowardly little runt! When I get ahold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!"

8. "Hugh Jass! Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!"
(Fox)
There really is a man named Hugh Jass at the bar. He takes the call.

9. "Homer Sexual? Come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual!"
(Fox)
"You rotten little punk. If I ever get ahold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!"

10. "Phone call for Al! Al Coholic! Is there an Al Coholic here?"
(Fox)
"Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass! If I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you!"

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